Free OSS tools, the Baby AIBaby AIVertexpace's name for a compact, private AI that runs entirely on your hardware — no cloud, no subscription, no data leaving your device. flagship, the Master SuiteMaster SuiteVertexpace's collection of specialist binaries — each one a purpose-built AI for a specific domain (compliance, triage, IoT, etc.) compiled from the Universal Specialist engine. of specialist binariesSpecialist binariesTiny compiled programs — typically 35 KB — each built for one specific domain. No model weights, no internet, no subscription required., and the Pro Series — every product, one tile each, sorted by price.
Offline computer diagnostic assistant for Mac and Windows. Scans your machine before you type — disk, memory, crashes, network — then diagnoses and fixes. LuminaVM triage engine. Black box recorder. Morning scan notifications. No cloud, no account.
Buy nowPrivate AI chat app that runs entirely on your Mac. No cloud, no account, no logs. Powered by Ollama — bring your own models. Apple Silicon and Intel, macOS 13+.
Buy nowA private AI-OS that runs on your Mac. Write agents in Light Code — a 75-concept assembly language — and the VM schedules them with full IPC. Every dangerous op routes through a CONSENT gate you approve before execution. NET_GET tunnels through a LightRelayLightRelayX25519 ECDH-encrypted relay node — your Pi or any Linux server. NET_GET exits from the relay's IP, so your Mac IP never reaches the destination. node so your Mac IP never reaches the destination.
29 working template Baby AIsBaby AIsCompact, private AI agents built by Vertexpace. Each one runs entirely on your hardware from a tiny file — no cloud, no subscription, no data leaving your device. you edit, recompile, and ship. Each is a knowledge file plus a built-in reasoning engine. ~35 KB native binaryNative binaryA compiled program that runs directly on your hardware. No interpreter, no runtime, no internet connection required. Specialist AIs typically compile to 35–50 KB.. No cloud, no model, no API key. Every answer traces to a fact you wrote.
Self-improving intelligence engine. Autonomously generates, compiles, and tests logic variations to evolve optimal binaries — under hard-coded human-in-the-loop authorisation. Includes the Gatekeeper safety protocol.
Order Model_12Drop-in Anthropic SDK wrapper. Compresses Claude prompts via the NovaGlyph 64-concept grid. 13–25% on prompts, 50–70% on multi-turn agents.
GitHubConcept-grid honeypot firmware. 35 KB native binary. Classifies attacker intent, writes payload-free logs safe to dedupe across deployments.
Read writeupUniversal Specialist (below) is the engine — every product underneath is a tuned variant of it, delivered either as an offline HTML app you open in a browser ($19 each) or a native binary ($79 each). Three ways to get one: buy Universal and design your own, commission a custom build, or pick a ready-made specialist underneath.
The flagship Developer Kit — the skeleton every specialist on this row is built from, including the $19 browser apps (Pool Pro AI, Homelab Pro) and the $79 native binaries. You write the facts and rules, the kit compiles them. Same answer every time, every answer traceable to a fact you wrote, no model weights to update.
Tell me what it needs to do and I’ll design, compile, and deliver a one-off specialist binary tuned to your problem. Built on the Universal Specialist engine — same skeleton, your spec, your facts. You don’t touch the toolchain; you get a finished binary plus the source so you can extend it later yourself.
70 hand-curated pool servicing answers in one offline HTML file. Chemistry, equipment, troubleshooting, safety. No model. No subscription. Auditable, hedged, yours forever.
Buy now35 hand-curated homelab answers in one offline HTML file. ZFS sizing, CGNAT detection, backup that actually restores, container security, the "one weekend" rule. The opposite of a generated wiki.
Buy now35 hand-curated answers for backyard beekeepers in one offline HTML file. Bee math, varroa thresholds, queen issues, swarm response, winter prep, and the first-year mistakes documented by extension services.
Buy now35 hand-curated first-aid procedures in one offline HTML file. Bleeding control, CPR, choking, anaphylaxis, burns, stroke (FAST), poisoning. Informational only — every lesson defers to medical professionals; call emergency services for any real emergency.
Buy now35 hand-curated dog-care answers in one offline HTML file. Feeding, training, vaccinations, body language, separation anxiety, weather safety, when to see the vet — defers to a veterinarian for any medical concern.
Buy nowReal-time PCI/HIPAA compliance scans with auditable reasoning traces.
Order100x size reduction of Node.js/Python microservices to 40 KB binaries.
OrderLine-by-line logical audit of legal liabilities in contracts.
OrderThe cheatsheet that teaches the 64-concept programming language all the specialists above are written in.
A whole programming language on one page. 64 concepts on an 8×8 grid, plus a second page covering POLYGRID extension rows for file I/O, networking, data, and crypto. 2-page A4 PDF.
Buy now1-hour call. I install Ollama, tune it to your hardware, and configure Baby AI Lite for you.
Book2–50 specialists running side-by-side. Unified reporting, single-prompt entry. Bundled with Master Suite orders.
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